Grog Trough
I have decided that Peel me a Grape is just too... Princessy. I am going to, henceforth, swill grog with the vast unwashed. I shall practice swearing and wear too-tight jeans and make my hair into a big pouf. and wear mascara and black eyeliner. Wait. I already do that. Okay, I'm going to do it more. And did I mention the chewing gum? I'm going to chew gum. long after it's lost it's flavour. It will be the defining feature of the new grog-swilling zouzou.
Why? you might ask. Why give up all that is refined and delicate just for the sake of a blog name?
I don't know really. I think I need a change and since my REAL life is mostly out of control, why not do it here, in blogland? Ahh. I can feel a swear coming already. F---art. Fart. Okay I didn't quite manage to blurt out the BIG f-word but I'm workin' on it. (notice the dropped 'g')
Why? you might ask. Why give up all that is refined and delicate just for the sake of a blog name?
I don't know really. I think I need a change and since my REAL life is mostly out of control, why not do it here, in blogland? Ahh. I can feel a swear coming already. F---art. Fart. Okay I didn't quite manage to blurt out the BIG f-word but I'm workin' on it. (notice the dropped 'g')
posted by zouzou at 3:25 p.m.
3 Comments:
You don't do any of those things. But if you keep going like this, you'll be hiring a sitter so you can go hang out at the cougar bar and make kissy face with the other cougars there - just cuz that's apparently what straight women do these days to attract the guys.
I don't get it myself, but hey, since you're turning over a new leaf and all... Keep us posted.
grog huh!! Trough huh!I really have nothin to say to that...lol
Looks like it you aren't turning a new leaf rather diggin under the forest bed. Well that is very nature oriented.
F--eminist, Zouzou. The new F word is feminist. Say it proudly and wear a big old smile on your face when you use it. Men never know how to respond to that. F---un.
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